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Sabtu, 30 April 2011

Smart Gadget

Nowadays, people around the world use smart gadget to help them in their work, study, shopping, and also to communicate and get entertained. Computer is one of smart gadget really help us accomplish task that can otherwise be far more complicated. But beside the convenience they offer, computers can sometimes also create a lot of confusion. have you ever been confused by this smart gadget? And if you have, these jokes are proof that you are not alone.

Four Characters
Little John loves surfing the web,
and he keeps track of his password by writing them on Post it notes.
His mother notices that his Disney password is "MickeyMinniePlutoandGoofy"
and so she ask why it is so long.
"Because," John explain, "They say it must have at least four characters".

Computer Trouble
Jane, the editor of trivia publication, was having trouble with her computer. So she called David, the computer guy, over to her desk. David clicked a couple buttons and solve the problem.
As he walking away, Jane called after him, "So what wrong?"
And he replied, "It was an ID ten T error".
A puzzle expression ran over Jane's face.
"An ID ten T error? What's that? Well, case I need to fix it again?"
He gave her a grin, "Haven't you herad of an ID ten T error before?
"No..!" reply Jane
"Write it down', he said,"and I think you'll figure it out".
And the she wrote : I D 1 0 T

I Can't Find This Key
A computer instructor teaches a student how to enter his letter into Word Perfect.
He tells the student to select Word Perfect from his menu.
Right after he does it, the computer gives him the opening screen which say, "Press any key to continue..."
He looks at the keyboard for a while, then asks the instructor, "Where is the 'any' key?"

Repairs Printer
When a guy's printer began to grow faint, he called a local repair shop where a friendly man informed him that the printer probably only needed to be cleaned.
Because the store charge $50 for such cleaning, the repairman told the guy he might be better off reading the printer's manual book and trying the job himself.
 Pleasantly surprised by his honesty, the man asked, "Does your boss know that you discourage business?"
"Actualy, it's my boss idea", the employee replied sheepishly.
"We usually make more money on repairs if we let people try to fix things themselves first".

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